Weather Report:  There will be yet another meteor shower tonight, according to the Message Board in town.

PM turnip price is 62 bells.

Serena:  Umm, did you throw a gold axe in here?  Or maybe a silver axe?

I said it was a regular axe.

Serena:  Honesty?  Huh, that’s refreshing…  Just because you told the truth, I’m going to give you a special gold axe…  Huh?  Oh, so sorry!  Looks like I’m fresh out of gold axes!  Aww, I guess I’ll just give you back your plain old axe.  Try to keep your axe to yourself, all right?  I better not find out you threw your axe in here just to get a gold one…  ‘K, b’bye now! 

Poop.  I wonder how long it will take for this to work.  I was reading on ACC and some jerk got a gold axe on the first try!  And then a silver axe on the second try!  SO UNFAIR.